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  • A freeloader is born

    I effectively hoodwink the Consiglis out of the unimaginable sum it takes to raise a child in New York.

    Why us?

    - Parents
  • Elementary freeloading

    Public schools. Free lunch and bus passes.
    Taxpayers around the city curse my name.

    Don't look at me. It's Consigli's fault.

    - Mayor
  • Freeloading 101

    Full scholarship to the Cooper Union School of Art.
    The founders rue the day I was born.

    To hell with the trust. That punk's taken enough.

    - Estate
  • Freeloaders of the world unite!

    Tuition is waived at the left-leaning
    Whitney Museum's Independent Study Program.

    This is exactly how socialism falls apart.

    - Moderator
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  • Master freeloader

    PhD candidates pay nothing at the University of Rochester. Hello free Masters degree.

    If only I'd thought of a scam like that at Cambridge.

    - Dean
  • Professional freeloader

    What a spree. Companies pay me to do what I love.
    I get free flu shots and sometimes bagels.

    Can't we outsource this guy?

    - CFO

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