I effectively hoodwink the Consiglis out of the unimaginable sum it takes to raise a child in New York.
Public schools. Free lunch and bus passes.
Taxpayers around the city curse my name.
Don't look at me. It's Consigli's fault.
Full scholarship to the Cooper Union School of Art.
The founders rue the day I was born.
To hell with the trust. That punk's taken enough.
Tuition is waived at the left-leaning
Whitney Museum's Independent Study Program.
This is exactly how socialism falls apart.
PhD candidates pay nothing at the University of Rochester. Hello free Masters degree.
If only I'd thought of a scam like that at Cambridge.
What a spree. Companies pay me to do what I love.
I get free flu shots and sometimes bagels.
Can't we outsource this guy?
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